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Post by The Administrator on Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:39 pm

While you're browsing YouTube or reading reviews on FF.Net, people can be... Stupid. And that's a biiiiiig fuckin' understatement. Post all such retarded comments, reviews and arguments here.

A while back I posted on some video telling how great Sonic 4 was gonna be, that they cut out all the shit characters and crappy storyline. This GENIUS responded, in the form of a PM:

"are you show it going to be hd olny 3d games are hd this gonig to
be 2d


all gameas are 3d now days way amek this oen 2d and there be
shadow and talking that waht made the old sonci games suck no talking
and there was jsut sonic there be shadow and knkels"

A translation for those who don't speak fluent Retardese:

"Are you sure it's [Sonic 4] going to be HD? Only 3D games are HD, this [Sonic 4] is going to be in 2D.
All games are 3D nowadays, if they make this game 2D there should be Shadow and talking. That's what made the old Sonic games suck: No talking, and there was just Sonic. There should be Shadow and Knuckles."

Wait... WHAT?

That's what made the old Sonic games suck: No talkng, and there
was just Sonic.
...I'm starting to think the '2009' in 'ssjgotenks2009' is referring to his birth date.

Then I replied in an argument about how the new games suck and game proof in the form of sales rankings and reviews.
He replied:

"then sega suck they lsoe out lot shadow is cool man the sotry
lin are cool
and he not call rbotnik he call dr egg man i will make sure sgea
lsoe out am tell all not get the game sega can kiss my ass they suck the
runin sonic shadow need to be there and so dos sivler sega will lose
out you see sonic game will come to end they to dum to make them right
and am useing einglhs but am dislrbad do to my hand so it hard to right
good sonic o4 suck i told all funs what it gonig ot be like and you know
what over 400 user said they wont get this game so you see saga wil
lsoe otu with shadow sonic x is how sonic games need ot be"

Sigh... translation:

"Then SEGA sucks. They're losing out a lot, Shadow is cool, man. The storylines are cool."
"And he's not called Robotnik he's called Dr. Eggman. I will make sure SEGA loses out. I'm going to tell everyone not to get the game. SEGA can kiss my ass, they suck and are ruining Sonic. Shadow needs to be there and so does Silver. SEGA will lose out, you will see, Sonic games will come to an end, they're too dumb to make them right. [At this point, I must have said something about his grammar:] And I am using English but I'm [??? Dislexic? Bad? Wha?] so my hand... so it's hard to write well. Sonic 4 will suck. I told all the fans what it's going to be like and you know what? Over 400 users said they won't get this game, so you see, SEGA will lose out with Shadow. Sonic X is how Sonic games need to be."


If Sonic X was how Sonic games were I think I'd have to shoot myself.
At any rate, I was laughing too hard to send another reply.

1) His name is Robotnik. Eggman is a derogatory name that stuck after Sonic Adventure.
2) Who the fuck cares if you aren't going to buy the game? No one wants your opinion. What I'd like is your death, preferably something grizzly.
3) They're ruining Sonic by bringing the gameplay back to what made it so successful in the first place? Riiight...
4) Shadow is an alright character but he's sure as fuck not necessary to the storyline. Silver can suck a whole bunch of cocks for all I care, he's less of a character to me than Cosmo is.
5) SEGA will not lose out because 5 people do not buy the game.
6) There is a 99% chance you do not have a disorder and most likely are just making that up because you never graduated from elementary school.
7) 400 people out of several million ain't gonna make much of a difference. Sorry bud, mission failure.


Can you believe this sack 'o shit? Anyone get any reaction worse than this guy's or do I win?


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Re: Stupid Comments, Reviews, Etc.

Post by Godmodder Studios on Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:41 pm

...Please move this to a more fitting section Admin. This is for the snarking of fanfiction, not comments from 5-year-olds.
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Re: Stupid Comments, Reviews, Etc.

Post by Shadowborg on Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:43 pm

I hate to say I agree with him about Shdow and the new stories. Well, the old new stories. Up to Shadows game anyway. Otherwise he's an idiot though.

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Re: Stupid Comments, Reviews, Etc.

Post by Shadowborg on Tue Jul 20, 2010 8:47 pm

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Re: Stupid Comments, Reviews, Etc.

Post by Vingle on Wed Jul 21, 2010 3:47 pm

It scares me how many people in the world speak this 'Retardese' that you mentioned. study

I'm not exposed to that language much since I stay away from retards. Awesome Face

Autism much?
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Re: Stupid Comments, Reviews, Etc.

Post by Shadowborg on Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:10 pm

Vingle wrote:
Autism much?

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Re: Stupid Comments, Reviews, Etc.

Post by Vingle on Wed Jul 21, 2010 5:13 pm

Retard's retards? Nice.

The thing is that they breed, along with the rest of us. Expect more of 'em to appear soon. affraid
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Re: Stupid Comments, Reviews, Etc.

Post by Shadowborg on Wed Jul 21, 2010 6:51 pm

This is where someone would suggest genociding them, or at the very least banish them to Mars.

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Re: Stupid Comments, Reviews, Etc.

Post by Vingle on Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:13 pm

Unfortunately, the human rights document prevents us from doing that. HOLY CRAP!

The government is cheap. They'd rather save money by executing the whole lot than wasting billions of dollars tracking every single mentally unacceptable person on the planet and sending them on a free suicide trip to mars.

This is where nukes come in. Hurrdurr, me likey.
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Re: Stupid Comments, Reviews, Etc.

Post by Shadowborg on Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:03 pm

Vingle wrote:Unfortunately, the human rights document prevents us from doing that.

This is where nukes come in. Hurrdurr, me likey.

Foiled again by Human rights! Damn it, thats the fifth time today. As for nukes, too loud. As a purly Lawful Evil person, I can't condone the death of millions just to take out a few. Perhaps Agent 47 is taking clients....

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Re: Stupid Comments, Reviews, Etc.

Post by Vingle on Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:24 am

A few? At least 25% of the population on earth are retards. HURRRRRR

Just Bio-engineer a virus/pathogen/television show reminiscent of Barney to kill off people of a certain genetic group. Awesome Face
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