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I- Oh, dear...

Post by The Administrator on Tue Aug 24, 2010 11:05 pm

I don't know where to put this and I'll move it when I figure it out, but just... I need to share this.

Captain N, I wish plague on you and all of your writers - and particularly artists. Ignoring all of the butchered characters, they KILLED Mega Man. I mean... Ugh, God...

This is Mega Man in Captain N: The Game Master:



I nearly shot myself when I saw this. But no, it doesn't stop there. I was on TVTropes, mashing the Random button, when all of a sudden the Captain N article showed up, and pointed out... Motherfucking blasphemy.

The original six Robot Masters of Mega Man:



Captain N's 'artistic renditions [read: complete butcherings due to lack of several things, namely research and eyes]':



I think this image speaks for itself, but I'll point out its flaws anyway for the sake of a reason to hold this in the snark forum until I find a better home for it.

From left to right:
Cutman, A.K.A. the Russian bodybuilder Helga. [Seriously, he looks like some sort of deformed Russian chick.]
Fireman, A.K.A. the... Uhm... What the fuck do you call something like that?
Iceman, A.K.A. the angry Russian eskimo. [I'm sorry, if anyone Russian ever reads this... I'm not purposefully insulting you.]
Elecman, A.K.A. the hipster cat who's having a bad hair day.
Bombman, A.K.A. METAL GOZIRRA WITH BOMBS. Okay, despite the ridiculously butchered art, I gotta say the way I put it, that's pretty fucking awesome. However, he's apparently gay for:
Gutsman, A.K.A. Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot Prototype #1.

On a side note, here's their 'interpretation' of Wily:

Yeah, that's better.

Ugh, I gotta wash this out with something totally awesome and irrelevant...
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Post by Sirius on Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:09 pm

Yeeeeah, they did completely fuck up the characters.
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Post by The Administrator on Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:15 am

What I don't understand is how they could fuck up Cutman and Bombman's colors so much. I mean, hell, between the two of them they use THREE colors: Yellow, orange and red! How could you fuck that up?! How?!
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Post by Sirius on Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:07 pm

It's Captain N. They found a way.
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Post by Echo~the~Hedgehog on Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:04 am

Does anyone know anything about Star? Where did she go?
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Post by The Administrator on Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:25 am

Hardly the place to discuss such a matter; I believe that would go in the Chat + Announcements thread. But to answer you; I have no idea... I haven't seen her on MSN in months, though I know she's had access to a computer... I'm never really in contact with her that much.
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Post by Godmodder Studios on Fri Nov 05, 2010 3:56 pm

The reason why Captain N sucked so much is because the writer of the thing litteraly didn't know anything about the games.

According to him, they just handed him some of the games and let him briefly play them. Upon being asked as to why there was no Samus (There is a god! ^^) seeing as how there was a Mother Brain (even if it is a bastardized version), he asked "Who's Samus?"

I shit you not people, they just grabbed a random person and had him write what could have very well been the single most epic crossover TV series of all time.
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Post by The Administrator on Fri Nov 05, 2010 4:50 pm

Yes. If they did something like that today, perhaps in 3D animation using the Brawl character models [this could mean a possible guest appearance from Sonic or Snake!] then I would watch it all the time, no matter how bad the writing. Well, okay, there's a limit, but I'd watch it just because it was it.

Can you tell I have organized thoughts today?
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Post by Godmodder Studios on Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:31 pm

There's a first time for everything Administrator.
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