Light and Dark The Adventures of Dark Yagami (Part Two)

GD: I don't wanna...

L: You have too...You started it, now you finish it.

GD: Pleeeease?

L: No, your doing it with me, and tonights guest snarker, Bill Nye The Science Guy.

Bill: Hi!

GD: What.

Bill: Science rules!

GD: Ooookay....

(Bill Nye The Science Guy intro plays)

Matt got on his motorbike and was racing across the country faster than a speeding bullet. His googles were flapping in the wind and his mission was clear. He would revenge the death of mello if it was the last thing he did!

L: Why are his goggles flapping?

GD: Because....Cheese. Thats as good as any other answer.

L looked at the death note sayu had stolen from misa. There was some rules in the front but he figured how it worked anyway because he was a genius and worked it out.

L: I'm a genuis

"Me and misa are going steady" said Sayu to dark "Want a threesome" she winked?

"Better make it a foursome!" joked Light Yagami and everyone laughed.

(Cue laugh trak and credits)

"Now I have bcome the new king of the shinigami!" roared Dark as he shot Blud and took his royal death note and blood bananas.

"BEFORE I DIE DO ONE THING FOR ME! GIVE… ME… A… BLOOD … B…A…N…A…N…N…A…N…A"

GD: This bullshits bannanas! B! A-N-A-N-A-S!

"I AM NOT DARK ANYMORE! FROM NO ON MY NAME WILL BE….. DU'ARQ!"

GD: "And I'm going to quit wrestling, and become a actor in shitty kid's movies!"

L: Caaaaaan you smeeeeelllll what Du'arq is coookin!?

She was as big as a tower and had a big chest which was so big it covered the sun.

GD:

(AN: In case u forget!)

L: I wish I could forget all of this...

GD: Me too...

"Your sister is sayu and she is at home with misa lesbeaning."

GD: Lesbeaning is a great word.

L: Seconded.

GD: Well, that was the worst part from Chapters Five to Eleven. I feel sick... If anybody wants to take over this fic...please, please do. I don't want to read this. I really, really don't want to read this.

I believe you forgot to include the link. Might as well, since you want someone else to take over.

Vingle wrote:I believe you forgot to include the link. Might as well, since you want someone else to take over.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4615680/1/Light_and_Dark_The_Adventures_of_Dark_Yagami

Wha? Bill?
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Looking back, this is a short snark, but I honestly couldn't keep reading this shit. Every chapter is like a hammer to the gut....

I know where yer comin' from, but honestly, I don't want to start a contest, however MY fic that I'm [supposed to be] snarking is like getting slammed into a brick wall at 200 miles per hour. Every god-damn sentence.

Maybe I should make an off-shoot account and write troll-fics. Just to see how good I am. X:

That makes me a bad person, doesn't it?

No no no no no, not at all. In fact I've entertained the notion myself, but I've decided I just can't be that awful to be a convincing troll.

All it takes is imagination!

Hell, I say we should all team up to write the biggest shitstorm of a Sonic fanfic ever.
...Holy fuck we should actually do that.

Let's do it.

Then we sit and think about what we've just loosed upon the world of fanfiction.

YES. I shall rally the troops.
...Jon, Wolfy, come here.
[Except that Wolfy ain't here, but whatever.]

So who's Wolfy? You've referred to him several times but I've never figured out.

Oh, sorry. It's Sirius.

Ah.

Then we post our team-written troll-fic in the 'Our Works' section!

WGW would be so proud of us. ^^