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My faith in humanity shrinks a little more each time I see this kind of stuff...

Post by Godmodder Studios on Sat Jan 16, 2010 9:52 pm

POKEMON: LEGACIES OF POKEMON

Summary: So yeah, This is a pretty good story. Maybe the best one here.

This is going to hurt, isn't it?

Misty wuz ridin her bike around the town but then a wild DITTO came out of

nowhere! Misty said “WHOA” and crashed. Her bicycle caught on fire and exploded!

“OK that’s it Ditto! U owe me a new bike!” Ditto turned into misty and killed her and by

doing so took over her identity which is ILLEGAAAAAL! Ditto Misty went into town

and started killing people with her artificial vagina! OMIGOSH! Then Brock came from

nowhere and said “U aren’t Mistehhhh! I will thwart you with my awesome rock type

moves! Hyeuh heh!” then brock jumped into the air and spinned around causing a

tornado which was filled with DEBRIIIIIISSSSS!!!!! Then Ditto misty said “BLARGH

OOP SHPLEIN!” and spat nuggets at brock worth 5000 pokedollars each! Brock dodged

it with his hands! Then ditto turned into ASH KETCHERMS! Ditto Ash said Pikachu I

choose U!” and threw out a pokeman ball and it realeased a 3 million foot penis! Gasp!

Brock was like “OH MY GOSH!” and he countered with his Trillion foot dildo sex

vibrator for women of a certain age! He slaped ditto ash in the face and ditto was crushed

immediately. Then he came back 2 lifeand was crushed again! Then ditto said “I am not

playing no more mr. nice guy!” and he turned into a gun and shot brock and brock said

“OW” and fell over dead. Then officer jenners was like “Omg that’s againzt teh law!”

and arrested the ditto and took him to prison.

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Post by The Administrator on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:17 pm

Trollfic.
But, this is just what you can expect going into the Pokemon section.
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Post by Godmodder Studios on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:18 pm

*pheonix down'd* Now see here, Admin, I've found plenty of good Pokemon fics, so don't group them all together with crap like this.
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Post by The Administrator on Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:21 pm

I didn't say ALL Pokemon fics were bad.
Just... The majority, for the sole reason that 8-year-olds find the site and are like "OH LOL I WANNA MAKE ASS AND DOHN DO STUFF LOLOLOL" and then drop an atomic bomb on the good name of Pokemon fanfics.
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Post by StarShineDC on Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:18 am

You didn't even snark it
lol
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Post by The Administrator on Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:36 pm

He doesn't need to, the summary of his actions is pretty accurate for any reader.
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Post by Godmodder Studios on Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:58 pm

I don't have the mental capacity to properly snark this. Thus, I give you my reaction and let you folk snark it.
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Post by The Administrator on Thu Mar 11, 2010 4:08 pm

Nah, it's pretty much unsnarkable.
Unsnarkable like giving someone a butter knife and telling them to slice a brick in two with one chop.
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