A SQUIRT TO REMEMBER [NWS]

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A SQUIRT TO REMEMBER [NWS]

Post by The Administrator on Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:45 pm

Now if you have a perverted mind like me, I'd know what you were thinking about the title. And, well, you're right.
I actually laughed when I read this. Just... Just give it a try here.

PROLOGUE

“Cock.” That’s all Pikachu could think about.

And so the adventure begins.
...I shit you not, that's the entire prologue. (It's all in one chapter, but it's marked as such...)

Chapter one:
CHAPTER 1

Pikachu stared longingly at Squirtle’s throbbing dick.
End chapter.

“PIKAAAAA~AAA~~aa~...aaaa...........a!....urgh!”

The electric yellow cum splattered across Squirtle’s shell, seeping into the crevices.

Squirtle smiled and whispered, “Squirtle.”

This translates to “Again?”

Pikachu used THUNDER SEMEN! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
End chapter.

Squirtle’s eyes bulged out of their sockets as Pikachu’s raging cock perambulated inside Squirtle’s shell.
"BWAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M SO PISSED!" Pikachu's raging cock wailed.

Jynx, the black version-
Of what..? It's never explained.

-watched from the nearby bushes, her huge purple lips throbbing.
Okay, I always knew Jynx was a little she-male-ish... But never would I have guessed her penis would be on her lips.

She’d already seen Onyx cottaging with a Chansey, and just a few minutes earlier she caught Misty fingering her Magikarp up the arse.
MAGIKARP! USE ASS ATTACK! (Cookie for anyone who gets that.)

Jynx started rubbing her bouncing crimson breasts of steel-
I'VE GOT BREASTS OF STEE-EEL.


And then the chapter ends.

Mid-thrust, Pikachu smelt the sweet scent of Jynx’s sexual liquids. He froze. “PIKA PIKA.”

PIKA PIKA.

Just a few metres away a passing Nidoking heard Jynx’s orgasmic cry and quickly darted behind a tree. For a moment he thought he had been caught by Nidoqueen, because he was currently cross-dressing. Then he realised it was the scream of a black-ho getting ass-raped and relaxed. He rubbed his crotch through Nidoqueen’s lacy panties and carried on his way.

EPILOGUE

All the pokemon in all the world were spent.

FIN.

BEST. TROLLFIC ENDING. EVER.

Although this IS most likely a trollfic, I just had to share. Best laugh I've had for a while.
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Re: A SQUIRT TO REMEMBER [NWS]

Post by StarShineDC on Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:17 pm

PIKA PIKA.

I LOL'd
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Post by Godmodder Studios on Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:03 pm

I lol'd too.
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Re: A SQUIRT TO REMEMBER [NWS]

Post by StarShineDC on Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:11 pm

<3
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Re: A SQUIRT TO REMEMBER [NWS]

Post by SadisticWolf on Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:02 am

lol'd

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Re: A SQUIRT TO REMEMBER [NWS]

Post by The Administrator on Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:45 am

SadisticWolf wrote:lol'd

There are some things that just do that to people. Razz
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