the joy of pouncy balls, a Mega Man fanfiction.

First of all, the title. Normally, I'd think nothing of it, but... This is the Mega Man section. There is almost nothing but yaoi in there.
Aisha: Which makes me wonder why you went there in the first place...
...Honestly, I have no retort. I just got bored, I guess.
Aisha: Whatever, gay-boy.
Thank you for that...
Aisha: Anytime, Siri.
Aaaaanyway, before I anger someone with that, I have nothing against homosexuals.
Aisha: Given four people will be reading this, two of which already knew that, I doubt you'll piss anyone off.
Never know, Eesh. Regardless, this is 'the joy of bouncy balls.' God, that title scares the shit out of me...
Aisha: Don't worry, it's rated K+, see?
They referenced sex TWICE in the last K fic I snarked.
Aisha: Touche.
Now, on to the fail.

chaud sat there endlessly, the only sound being him scribbling down signatures on the mountain of paperwork that had accumulated on him

Yeah, paperwork is how we start this story out. Let me guess, Proto's gonna recomend he mess with a bouncy ball or something, right?

"why don't you try using a stress reliever?" protoman suggested
"stress reliever?" chaud questioned
"yes, a stress reliever, you know, like eating something sweet-"
"does coffee count?"
"no, as I was saying, you could try hitting something, yoga, a bouncy ball"
"that's it!" replied the over worked fourteen year old as he leapt to his feet and rushed out of the study

Did I call that, or did I call that?
Aisha: Yes, you called it.
Go me.

*plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop*
Protoman began to get a bit irritated by the ryhtmic sound the bouncy ball produced
*plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop*
"aaaaaaaaaaah!" exclaimed protoman as he held his hands over his 'ears' to try blocking out the noise

Sirius & Aisha:
So, the secret to defeating Protoman isn't bigger guns, getting rid of his shield, no, it's a fucking bouncy ball. Genious...
Aisha: A bouncy ball CAN get annoying, but not that fast. Unless Proto gets aggitated easily.
Which, in this fic, he does.

*plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop,plop*

Kill it! Kill it with FIRE and AIDS! It's annoying me just reading the sound effects...
Aisha: You could always bring out Flare...
Oh, no, no, Flare doesn't have AIDS...

"make it stoooop!" shouted protoman as he fell to his knees in agony
"are you sure you're ok?" asked chaud, this time continuing with the bouncing

'No, I'm not okay! I'm in a stupid failfic with a fail premise! AUGH, the agony! Oh, and the bouncy ball is mildly annoying me.'
Aisha: Of course, since the writer thinks it's amazing writing, Proto doesn't say that. Instead, the mildly annoying bouncy ball is causing him agony.
FAIL.
Aisha: Hey... That's my line...
Sorry, Eesh...
Aisha: So Proto goes to Lan's PET. And... Yeah. That's it.
This is important for later.
Aisha: It is...?
I dunno, probably not. Continuing.

Back at chaud's house, three hours went by, maniacal laughter could be heard all thruought the house, from the outside, one could see the form of a demented teenager laughin while holding a bouncy ball and a bat, he threw the ball at the wall and when it came back, hit it with the bat, all while laughing like a maniac, the maids and butler had all fled in fear and protoman had refused to return, thus staying in lan's P.E.T for the night, it grew late but chaud continued, in the end he fell asleep on the floor, sucking on the bouncy ball.

...

in the end he fell asleep on the floor,-

No, don't repeat it... I think everyone can see the fail from the first showing... I mean, what the fuck, dude? Seriously... The fuck?

"you , errrrr, you choked on a bouncy ball" said famous as he sweatdropped
"oh, right" replied the teenager, rather embarrassed as the whole group chuckled
"thing s chaud, you've been unconscious for three days" said yai in a matter of fact tone

Three d-... Three days... THREE days... For chocking on a bouncy ball?! You were unconscious fo three whole days for passing out from lack of air?! It's been a while since I was in a health class, but I'm sure tat doesn't happen!

Doctors beware, patient seems to be a moron
Was written next to his name and age

...I now respect docters.
Aisha: They're dead on on that one...
Yes, yes they are, Eesh.

"oh great" he sighed as everyone burst out laughing at how chaud, the rough and tough guy , had almost choked to death on a bouncy ball, all while chaud made a mental note to NEVER play with a bouncy ball again, and to kill lan once he was discharged as lan was the one laughing the most, rolling on the floor crying from laughter is a warrant for murder right?

Oh, thank God, it's done!
Aisha: I forgot how stressful these things are on our little 'vacation' from these things...
U-Uhm, yeah, yeah, these are pretty painful.
Aisha: I said stressful.
Uh, they're both.
Aisha: Siri, you're acting strange...
It's nothing. See you next time, my four readers!

Dear God, that was terrible. I mean, the fic, obviously, not the snark. Well-done snark.

And now tomorrow I'm going to pester you about what's bothering you. Do you, mayhaps, find snarking... Fun?

I need to do a snark one of these days....

Yes, Echo, you should. I mean, seriously, we need more than three people to snark here...

Im done. -o- And...it was kinda fun.

Yeah, they do kinda grow on you.

The trick is finding something particularly bad.

Yes. Yes it is. I have a quality standard. It has to be so shitty, or I won't snark it.