My faith in humanity shrinks a little more each time I see this kind of stuff...
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My faith in humanity shrinks a little more each time I see this kind of stuff...
POKEMON: LEGACIES OF POKEMON
Summary: So yeah, This is a pretty good story. Maybe the best one here.
This is going to hurt, isn't it?
Misty wuz ridin her bike around the town but then a wild DITTO came out of
nowhere! Misty said “WHOA” and crashed. Her bicycle caught on fire and exploded!
“OK that’s it Ditto! U owe me a new bike!” Ditto turned into misty and killed her and by
doing so took over her identity which is ILLEGAAAAAL! Ditto Misty went into town
and started killing people with her artificial vagina! OMIGOSH! Then Brock came from
nowhere and said “U aren’t Mistehhhh! I will thwart you with my awesome rock type
moves! Hyeuh heh!” then brock jumped into the air and spinned around causing a
tornado which was filled with DEBRIIIIIISSSSS!!!!! Then Ditto misty said “BLARGH
OOP SHPLEIN!” and spat nuggets at brock worth 5000 pokedollars each! Brock dodged
it with his hands! Then ditto turned into ASH KETCHERMS! Ditto Ash said Pikachu I
choose U!” and threw out a pokeman ball and it realeased a 3 million foot penis! Gasp!
Brock was like “OH MY GOSH!” and he countered with his Trillion foot dildo sex
vibrator for women of a certain age! He slaped ditto ash in the face and ditto was crushed
immediately. Then he came back 2 lifeand was crushed again! Then ditto said “I am not
playing no more mr. nice guy!” and he turned into a gun and shot brock and brock said
“OW” and fell over dead. Then officer jenners was like “Omg that’s againzt teh law!”
and arrested the ditto and took him to prison.
Reactions to story shown in sequence: *commits suicide*
Re: My faith in humanity shrinks a little more each time I see this kind of stuff...
Trollfic.
But, this is just what you can expect going into the Pokemon section.
But, this is just what you can expect going into the Pokemon section.
Re: My faith in humanity shrinks a little more each time I see this kind of stuff...
*pheonix down'd* Now see here, Admin, I've found plenty of good Pokemon fics, so don't group them all together with crap like this.
Re: My faith in humanity shrinks a little more each time I see this kind of stuff...
I didn't say ALL Pokemon fics were bad.
Just... The majority, for the sole reason that 8-year-olds find the site and are like "OH LOL I WANNA MAKE ASS AND DOHN DO STUFF LOLOLOL" and then drop an atomic bomb on the good name of Pokemon fanfics.
Just... The majority, for the sole reason that 8-year-olds find the site and are like "OH LOL I WANNA MAKE ASS AND DOHN DO STUFF LOLOLOL" and then drop an atomic bomb on the good name of Pokemon fanfics.
Re: My faith in humanity shrinks a little more each time I see this kind of stuff...
You didn't even snark it
lol
lol
Re: My faith in humanity shrinks a little more each time I see this kind of stuff...
He doesn't need to, the summary of his actions is pretty accurate for any reader.
Re: My faith in humanity shrinks a little more each time I see this kind of stuff...
I don't have the mental capacity to properly snark this. Thus, I give you my reaction and let you folk snark it.
Re: My faith in humanity shrinks a little more each time I see this kind of stuff...
Nah, it's pretty much unsnarkable.
Unsnarkable like giving someone a butter knife and telling them to slice a brick in two with one chop.
Unsnarkable like giving someone a butter knife and telling them to slice a brick in two with one chop.
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