Re: The Sonic Central Community Trollfic! Stage 1 - Recruit and Brainstorm

by Vingle Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:22 pm

Who's lord kelvin?

by Echo~the~Hedgehog Sat Oct 09, 2010 2:36 pm

He is the antichrist of ffn. He takes poorly written storys and flames the authors so elegantly and so eloquently they cry themselves to sleep at night. He deletes storys that break the smallest rules. Everyone hates him. He is megamod x9000.

by Vingle Sat Oct 09, 2010 3:14 pm

Username on FFN?

Which section does he patrol?

by Echo~the~Hedgehog Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:24 pm

Lord Kelvin. He dominates sonic fics. He might dominate other areas but I dont know. I've never dealt with him or anything so I dont know.

by Vingle Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:56 pm

Hide in another section?

How are we supposed to avoid his rabid watching?

Wait, he's a moderator?

If so, we're fucked.

by **The Administrator** Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:38 pm

Simple, we exploit one of the many features of pretending to be a major dumbass: We submit it to the wrong section!

by Vingle Sat Oct 09, 2010 5:40 pm

Ingenious.

So admin, can you give us a overview of what we have currently?

by Echo~the~Hedgehog Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:27 pm

Shit! XD Shit is what we have currently!

by Vingle Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:21 pm

I meant a collection of all our material.

by **The Administrator** Sun Oct 24, 2010 8:50 am

Too early for that. Remember, this is a trollfic. We can't strictly organize it. Hell, we'll have to put something from chapter 3 into chapter 1 just because.

by Vingle Sun Oct 24, 2010 2:49 pm

IDEA: One day, Sonic, Shadow, Fat and Tails decided to go to WALL-E's trailer to watch movies with the trash-compacting robot. When they arrived, they found WALL-E playing with his Rubix Cube.

"Hey Wall. What movie do you have for us today?" Asked Sonic. WALL-E had a knack for finding movies they liked; Sonic discovered that when the robot held up 'Superbad' and 'Bambi' and offered them to him.

"T...t-tan...ic?" Said the robot as best as he could, holding up a faded copy of Titanic.

"Nah." Said Shadow. "Something with guns and inappropriate humor, please."

WALL-E immediately put away the DVD case and started to rummage around. After a few moments, he took out a disc reading 'Revenge of the Fallen'.

"Is it a good movie?" Asked Shadow. WALL-E gave the so-so sign.

"Let's watch it!" Exclaimed Tails excitedly. He took the disc and put it into the player.

A minute into the movie, Sonic went outside to rewatch Bambi for the seventy-seventh time.

"Transformers?" Said Shadow. "They look a bit too real for me."

They kept watching. They watched Sam's house get blown apart. They watched Sam's mom get high on 'brownies'. And they watched explosions appear randomly all over the screen.

"I love this movie." Said Shadow. Tails hopped up and down like a madman. Fat gave an evil grin.

"TO TRANSFORMERS!" They said.

WALL-E screamed and ran away.

"We must spread this movie to everywhere on Earth!" Cried Shadow.

28 Hours Later...

Sonic ran as fast as he could with WALL-E strapped to his back. EVE had already been consumed by the ROTF virus, so he was forced to leave her.

"The whole world must be infected by now..." Muttered Sonic. The only reason he and WALL-E had survived was because Bambi had somehow protected them from the virus.

"What are we going to do now?"

After a few moments of silence, WALL-E replied "N...uke..."

"Alright, let's just head to that conveniently placed Military base loaded with Hydrogen missles!"

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sonic looked around the control room. It looked exactly liked Homer's work station in Sector 7G. There were a myriad of buttons, but obviously, the one that caught his eye was the BIG RED BUTTON.

"Alright Wall, you got the bombs loaded?"

WALL-E sent a beep of acknowledgement.

"Now how do I fire them?"

"Big...red..."

Sonic pressed the big red button. "Alright Wall. I've pressed it!"

"BIG...RED...SWITCH!!!!!!!" Screamed WALL-E as it started blasting the bay with liquid nitrogen.

"Oh, sorry." Said Sonic as he flicked the switch.

He heard a loud boom as the missile's rockets started to ignite.

"We rid the world of a great disaster, Wall. We should be proud."

The nukes landed before WALL-E could answer.

28 Months Later...

WALL-E emerged from the crumbling wreckage, his long hibernation over.

He found himself the only living thing on the planet...again.

Interestingly, the exposure to radiation gave him the ability to speak properly.

"I am a new superstition entering the unassailable fortress of forever. I am leg-TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sponsored content