Once You Go Black, You Never Come Back. Oh, and h0t l3mmonz too0! :D

Hey guys. I haven't been very active for about the past few months or so (was in China for most of September), so I decided to contribute the most valuable thing one could give to this forum: A snark!

So without further adieu, I give you my first ever snark.

Oh, and Giratina's helping me.

Repeat #1:

It was a good day at Pallet town, Ash woke up out of bed and pikachu started talking.

How can you use the word 'good' when you just wake up? Nothing's happened yet. Unless he's referring to the weather.
Giratina: The boy's Pikachu is only able to communicate using gestures and warped variations of 'Pika', so the word 'talk' wouldn't be accurate.

Pikachu: Wake the fuck up motha fucka!

Ash: Pikachu, is that you talking?

No shit.

Pikachu: No shit! I always was ablie to talk, but I was fuckin tired of saying pikachu, pikachu, pik pikachu, pika, chu, a, pik, pika, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE SAYING THAT!

Bingo.
Giratina: So the little tyke could always speak. Another of the many mistakes Arceus made...

Ash: All you need is me to be close to you, let me warm you up. Hug

That sounds rather queer.

Pikachu: What the fuck, yo? I am not like that you motha fuckin homo!

Giratina: This could not possibly get any more obvious.

Ash: I think I like you better when you couldn't talk

Who didn't?
Giratina: I absolutely ADORE how he misplaced tenses! This sentence flowed like a river at night, with the pale moon reflected in its waters. I almost wept at the sheer beauty of it!

Pikachu: That was the old motha fuckn pikachu, the new one is new and approved! I don't battle anymore, I KILL THOSE FUCKING POKEMON!

That should be interesting. Although he could easily electrocute other pokémon, the plot (or more accurately, lack of plot) is probably gonna call for him to brutally murder them instead. How do you kill your opponents, Giratina?
Giratina: Pulling them until their spines snap is a reliable way to dispose of your opponents.

Ash: Whatever, let's go outside

Ash and pikachu went outside and the saw a black singer.

Singer: Yo, mofo over there? Wanna fight?

Ash: Pikachu can beat your pokemon up!

Pikachu: I said kill, motha fucker!

Ash: Shut up, wigger. My pikachu can "KILL" your pokemon.

Singer: Ya right, you can kiss my black ass!

Ash: OH YEAH! I rather stick my cock up there!

Singer: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC YOU WHITE MOTHA FUCKA! Now let's get down to business. GO PIDGEOT!

Singer threw her pokeball and pidgeot popped out!

Pidget: PI PI PI PIDEOT, PI PI PI PIKACHU?

Ash: Your pidgeot can talk, too?

How could he know that? It's too subtle! T_T

Pikachu: I remember you, bro. Remember I stuck my cock up that clefairy's cunt and you stuck yours up her mouth.

Pidgeot: That shit felt good!

...
Giratina: Arceus will be flooded with complaints after this.

Singer: I'm saying, let's fight already you motha fuckas! Wirlwind that fucking yellow mouse.

Pidgeot: I don't need your commands, nigga!

Singer: You're the one trying to act like a nigga, wigga!

Pidgeot flew above pikachu and tird dropped on pikachu.

Pikachu: O DAMMIT, O SHIT, RESPECT MY FUCKING AITHORITY!

Pickachu lightning bolted pidgeot to death and pidgeot died.

OH NOEZ PIDGEOTS HAZ DIEDS AND LIHGTNING B0LTED TOO DEATH WE R SCRWED

Pikachu: Eat penguin shit!

Singer: What you do to my pidgeot, mofo!

He killed it. No, I can't blame you for not knowing. It takes a very skilled eye to pick that out.

Ash: Maybe you were right pikachu

Pikachu: FUCK YEAH I WAS FUCKING RIGHT BUT YOU DIDN'T FUCKIN BELIEVE ME!

Singer: Go jigglypuff!

Jigglypuff came out of her pokeball and her eyes opened wide once she saw pikachu.

Jigglypuff: DAMN, YOUR CUTE. YOU ARE LIKE A YELLOW DICAPRIO! DAMN YOU ARE FUCKIN SEXY!

Ash: Just what we needed, another foul mouth pokemon.

Singer: I'm sayin.

Next we'll be hearing that the monkey was actually paid $500 to pee into his own mouth on camera.

Pikachu: You are sexy too.

Jigglypuff: MAKE LOVE TO ME, YELLOW RAT!

Please no lemon...please no lemon...please no lemon...
Giratina: I am afraid that you will be dissappointed.

Pikachu's cock enlarged and stuck it up jigglypuff's mouth while he was licking her pussy.

Singer: JESUS CHRIST, THAT IS NASTY SHIT!

Ash: SICK! PIKACHU! YOU GET BACK HER THIS INSTANT!

Pikachu: Suck my cock, ash. Wait a minute, jigglypuff is fucking sucking mine. Keep sucking, bitch, this feels good.

FUCK.

Ash: Those foul mothed pokemon are making me a foul mouth, FUCK YOU GUYS, I AM LEAVING!

Ash left and decided to go to Misty's gym. When he got there, he went inside but noone was there. Ash started searching, he looked in the arena, he looked in her bedroom, he looked in the aquarium, but she wasn't there. There was only one place Ash didn't look,…The showers! Ash looked in the showers and saw Misty showering naked. Ash and Misty kept looking at each other.

Misty: Would you like to shower with me, Ash?

Ash: SURE!

Ash took off his clothes clothing and decides to shower right next to Misty. What is going to happened!

We don't want to know. Well, maybe admin, but most of us don't want to know. Please don't have a followup...please don't have a followup...
Giratina:

Stay tune for the next episode of Pokemon.

FUCK.

We don't want to know. Well, maybe admin, but most of us don't want to know. Please don't have a followup...please don't have a followup...
Giratina:

...Yes, I'll be keeping an eye on this one...

FYI, I said 'Repeat #1' because the author repeated this story. Four times.

We should totally do that on our trollfic.

Damn, I forgot about that. Yes.

You got any new material for it?

No.

Me: lol. epic forshadowing failures here.

Romana: I love the fact that ash left pikachu cause he was having an orgy with a jiggly then decides to get it on with misty.

Me: Wait..why did he look in the showers and then open up the screen? What did he expect to see? Didnt he realise the shower was on?

Romana: Some little gheto little hoodrat wrote this while he was sniffin on that weed shit.

True that.