Snark me. I dare you.

Okay, so as some of you know, I'm rather young. 14, to be exact. Now, I've been writing fanfiction for about six years.

You can imagine that that hasn't gone well.

Now, I'm coming clean here. I used to write a lot of fanfiction. And being that I was between eight and twelve at the time most of it was written, needless to say it's GOD-AWFUL. I've even been sort of scared away from writing fanfiction by myself, though I do write short, unreleased drabble from time to time. And like all god-awful fanfiction, someone's gotta snark it.

Now, anyone who has the balls [or ovaries, should the case be] to snark one of my fics shall win... Er, an E-Cookie. Why not.
I nominate Sirius.


Okay, now there are a few places you can find my revolting fanfics of years past:

The Pokémon Tower

DeviantART [closed because I was immature and couldn't take a little trolling from WGW so I closed my account]

Fanfiction.net


Don't hold back, hit me with yer best shot. I don't abuse my admin powers so you won't get banned if you make a particularly harsh remark. I've learned to laugh at myself since things like the DeviantART incident, so go ahead and kick the shit outta my god-awful fanfics! You can do eet!

Yeah, no. Fuck you. I don't plan on goin' near your shit.

Aw, c'mon, Wolfy! Where's yer fightin' spirit?

Oh god no, anything but yaoi fics! O.o *runs away*

Oh, will you shut up. There's no yaoi posted anywhere in either of the two links there. I just wrote yaoi ONCE and I never released it anywhere. Stop bein' a pussy.

i snarked you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!