sonic to a car - An Unintelligible Mess of Words in the Sonic Fandom

Hey look, Wolfy's not the only one posting anymore! To be fair, this is a repost from one I did a while back on Why God Why, but I figure it's pretty good so I'll repost it.


so sonic to a car, but steal, so sonic a jail but virus. Oh, dear! Such an exciting description, I can hardly wait to read this 400-word epic!

I honestly CAN NOT tell what the shit this is. But... Well, I've only done one snark before and it's hard to tell whether this is the best or worst possible place to continue, but, well,here goes.
[Note: This was a while ago, after I did my first. Obviously I've done a few more since then.]

And I can't even decipher what's being said. The- It- Well, you know what, just read the first couple sentences and you'll
understand.

so sonic to lok, but tails. not a tails but a knuckles. so sonic to zoom in a speeding but not fast than a speed. so speed. so sonic locked up and stole a car, to increasment his
spead

...Yeah. Not sure where to begin. Sorry to possible snarkers in advance; I'm probably gonna cover most of it because it's so short and just so... I can't even insult this properly, it's just that damn stupid.

but police come and jail of sonic, so sonic a jail. "no" say sonic,, "jail" so a jail was sonic

And his corpse remained buried under the Sonic Memorial Jail, and a jail was Sonic forevermore. ...Is this gonna be on the test?

so sonic was not a jail, but a car to
steal

Oh damn it... *erases notes* So Sonic ISN'T a jail, no, he's a car on the streets of New York... Got it.

but then sonic was much, so there was. not many. of those..

And then. The author speaks. Like William. Shatner. And then there were. Many Sonics. But after that there were. Not so many.

there was bad

OH TEH NOEZ DERE IS THE BAD ALL RUN NOW

knuckles did no understand the computerings

And apparently the author 'did no understand' writerings.

so the virus were gone. but no long. for the virus laid a baby viruss.

Congratulations, Ms. 'M, it's a Missingno.! OH SHI-
[lol too much Pokemon]

but for sonic make an amy so he made a protection!

And so, without the help of Tails, Sonic made a Mecha Amy! ...And then a condom so he could fuck his fugly beautiful creation!


And now, a special double-feature too short to have its own thread: 'sonic and tails!'

one day sonic was tails with and plane and tials sayed "sonic we must plane"

SONIC, WE MUST PLANE!
AWAAAAAAAAAY!

"planee we must land" sayed tails but it was too late and they crash spilling out of chaos emrlad from pplane. "i have chaos emerald now" sayed shadow annd all chaos emerald for sahdow.

DAH END

...I did not get a single word of this shit. You sure it isn't a troll?

This so-called 'author' has no understanding of sentence structure or how to use tenses. And it crosses into Pokémon for some reason.

The ending is very inconclusive. It leaves people going 'WTF IS THIS?!'.

Kill it with fire and holy water. NAO.

He is French. Explains everything.

I did not know that. But still.

RIGHT IN FRENCH, NUB.

No point in 'practicing' if no one can understand what you trying to say if your writing is that bad.

No, actually, over on WGW we discovered he IS a troll. Nevertheless, I have no idea whether it's epic failfic or epic wintroll...

What's WGW? I only know a few select websites that I visit at regular intervals.

Why God Why. It's a snarking site. By 'we' I don't mean me and you; I mean the users over there.

I know it doesn't mean me. Why God Why. That sounds pretty suitable.

Well, I'll be damned. Someone other than me or Godmodder Studios did a snark.

I was going to do one after some encouragement from Godmodder but certain events kept me from doing so.

And I'm not one to read badfics. With a 65% chance of being a trollfic.

Meh, if you find a normal failfic, snark it. It'll be nice having more people post in this section.

Meh. I just feel too lazy sometimes. Besides, I have 2 fics to work on. One of them I have to finish by the 23rd.

Maybe after that.

Kay.