The Sonic Central Community Trollfic! Stage 1 - Recruit and Brainstorm

[The Administrator]

Yes, you read right. We're gonna create a massive horrible troll-fic. Sonic, of course.

RULES:

• If you know something about Sonic, IT IS FALSE. No exceptions.
  
• Only Sonic and Shadow are in the story. The rest are fanmade 'characters' [read: Gary Stu/Mary Sue recolors] that will be named on a need-to-name basis.
  
• no propur spelling/grammr allowd. dont totally overdo it but dn't write crrectly, k? also txtsp33k is ttly acceptable. lol.
  
• (AUTHOR'S NOTE) Be sure to include plenty of these at totally inappropriate moments.
  
• Purple prose is GOOD. We don't want Sonic, we want the azure blue awesome hero. EVERY TIME.
  
• No knowledge? No problem! Who cares if you make stuff up, it's right in our eyes!
  

Can you think of some other guidelines to follow? Post 'em here.

Now, co-writers. All I have confirmed so far are Sirius, Godmodder Studios/Ultima/The Writer [seriously dude, decide on a name]. Of course I will be participating as well, and I'm pretty sure Vingle said he would, too. If you're interested, just post in the thread.

Also, for those involved, we need ideas. Awful, swiss-cheese plot, shitty recolor characters and names, the works. Post here.

Some ideas: My first two OCs could easily be used here. Acid the Hedgehog [Green Sonic with acid-based powers] and Shade the Hedgehog [Shadow with... Hell, basically Gary Stu version of Shadow without the emo.] We still need more, though.

ALSO: Will we write lemons with it? Lemons can make or break a fic - And we want to pulverize this thing into the dirt. But then, that might turn some people away from participating, which is something I'd like to avoid.

[Vingle]

There MUST be horrible plot inconsistencies.

There MUST be screwed up pairing/group lemons. Yaoi and/or Yuri is a plus.

There MUST be random characters from the wrong universe (eg. Pokémon, Death Note, Grenadier, etc...) and they MUST be Completely OOC.

And we MUST create a group troll account.

And we DO NOT have to have the chapters be in order.

Alright?

[Vingle]

I'm in, BTW.

I have an OC made just for this fic.

Meet Yrag Uts. He's a Jynx. He's given birth to three vans and a dishwasher.

He plays poker in Hell with Shadow, Eggman, E.T, Dark Superman and Megatron every Wednesday.

And he once punched Chuck Norris. And survived.

[The Administrator]

That's... Well it's not good but it's not AWFUL. It's borderline random badcomedy and is not quite the brand of fail we need. Though I like the idea of Gary Stu the male Jynx, we should try to still focus on Sonic.

[Vingle]

There MUST be random characters from the wrong universe (eg. Pokémon, Death Note, Grenadier, etc...) and they MUST be Completely OCC.

[The Administrator]

Yes, but still. It's not the kind of fail we want. It's too average. We need EPIC FAIL, not wallbanger fail.

[Vingle]

Gimme some examples and I'll see what I can whip up.

[Vingle]

Wtf happened, everything on this website just got smaller. -_-"

[The Administrator]

Did you hold CTRL by accident when you scrolled with the mouse wheel?
Also, example of a good failfic or example of what we should be writing?

[Vingle]

Thanks; it's back to normal now.

Examples of this "EPIC FAIL" you are talking about. Than I can go to the extreme.

[The Administrator]

Welp... Some of the fics in the Snark section definitely qualify.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5932496/1/Powder_of_love

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5908676/1/sonic_to_a_car# <-- Prime example of a trollfic done right, if a bit extreme.
EDIT: It was removed from FanFiction.Net. Thank God. Go to my snark of it to see some snippets of it.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5385199/1/Super_Smash_Bros_Universe

[Vingle]

Spam random gibberish that doesn't have to make sense?

IDEA: Have the first chapter be a five word long sentence that doesn't have anything to do with the sentence.

[The Administrator]

CHAPER ON
on day sonic an sahdow wnt otsid.

*sniff* It's beautiful.

[Vingle]

A/N: Heror, m3h names isa teh mistah umbrceusshadonicmypigtails,;'



1 hop3 u w1l 3nj0y my sotry tath i wocked no foer s0 lon gfo r you p33p3lz..;'\;

nao r3d 0r gtfo

[Sirius]

...What have I agreed to? Ahh, fuck it. I got nothin' better to do. Also, I's back, mutha fuckas!

[Vingle]

Hey, hey, HEY!

You have to speak in retardese nao.

Now let's unleash a hellstorm on Fanfiction.

[The Administrator]

Yeah, I'm sure when we're done we'll submit it and wonder what the fuck we've unleashed unto the world...

[Vingle]

Aren't Godmodder and Ultima the same person?

IDEA: Sonic learns to fly and then suddenly anvil drops on him which then turns into the titanic (time travel I guess) and then he mecha and then new york city play card with Godzilla.

See what I did there?

[The Administrator]

Do ho ho hoh, that slaps me on the knee.
Okay, 'sotry' so far:

on day sonic an sahdow wnt otsid.

(A/N: Helo, m3h names isa teh mistah umbrceusshadonicmypigtails,;'



1 hop3 u w1l 3nj0y my sotry tath i wocked no foer s0 lon gfo r you p33p3lz..;'\;

nao r3d 0r gtfo)

suddnly sonic learns to fly but anvil dropped and hits him and turn into titanic but sonic turn mecha and go to new york city to play poker face (A/N: lol i luv that song) wit Godzela.

Dear God, we're two paragraphs in and I'm afraid of it.
THIS IS GOING TO BE MAGNIFICENT.

[Vingle]

Nice.

IDEA: One day shadow wuz l1k3 'i" wan na go hungy eat some stuffz so i wuz like lfting carz an eating tem and then sadow went fo empie stat buiding and climbed it holding a train and wuz lik "hey dis vew l0ks ausum sadow sould cum h3re again som3tim'][

and canda wuz no longa america'z hat

[The Administrator]

This is good. Real good.

[Vingle]

IDEA: une DeY son1c en sadow w3nt to visit barn3y

'hey sonec yu wana vist barney ? sure'[ sed s0nic

tey went to barney had sum funn and rapd sum

kids
and then he wuz like 'hey let s visit chin a and bloe uppp europ "::"'''

okay

then tey visitd china ascros arctic oshean and ten tey met mao hao dnogz and they wuz like 'hey man wuts up'

oh nuthin'

'hey cen uy bl0 up teh europe' okey

and then europe was bl0w up an 3v3ry0n3 wuz h4ppy






but OH NOEZ

eGGman wuz lioke ' i must car

then eggman wuz titanic and titanic wuz jail and jail wuz sonic

and lulz for e.t.

[Vingle]

Hey I'm gonna check out for tonight. Then you can show me what you have so far. ^^

[Sirius]

Dear Christ, this is gonna be HEINOUS... And I just know I spelled that wrong.

[The Administrator]

I feel it was a bad idea to show you Pierre's work, as you seem to be heavily influencing your work on his. However, the show must go on. Wolfy, you think of something.

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