Re: The Sonic Central Community Trollfic! Stage 1 - Recruit and Brainstorm

[Vingle]

IDEA:

Sonic was furious. Shadow had stolen two of his Chaos Emeralds.

He was going to get them back, no matter what.

Sonic ran across all across North America, searching for Shadow.

After hours of searching, Sonic had still not found Shadow. Or his emeralds.

He noticed a strange green glowin the distance.

When he arrived at the scene, he found who he was looking for.

Shadow.

"Return the emeralds, Shadow."

"Make me."

"I am gonna kill you!"

"I'm going to enjoy watching you die."

Sonic took a fighting stance, while Shadow-

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand


Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you




See what I did there?

[The Administrator]

YES. This is Chapter 1. No exceptions.

[Vingle]

What started out as a semi-decent story turned into the exact thing you've spent your life trying to avoid. ^^

Damn, I'm good.

You got any ideas?

[Sirius]

Admin seems quite fond of this little idea of mine. Quam Physics.
Aisha: 'Quam Physics' is a term he came up with due to an annoying, fat douche he knows being retarded. So, if things are retarded and don't make any sense, they're Quam Physics.
Examples; Putting out fire with gasoline, lighting a match in the middle of the ocean causing the water to EXPLODE, skin being stronger than ANY armor, etc

[Vingle]

Hmm.

Explains why Chuck Norris is so powerful. The embodiment of Quam Physics. X:

[Sirius]

No, Chuck is awesome. Quam is as dumb as you can get without being legally retarded.

[The Administrator]

I'd say Chuck Norris is more the embodiment of Troll Science.

Problem, physics?

[Vingle]

Alright, back to our troll-fic. You guys need to give material too. -_-

[Sirius]

Hey, I gave you Quam Physics and several examples to use.

[The Administrator]

And Troll Physics are equally usable.

so den sonic liftedd up sahdow and then he lifted up sonic and shaodw lifted up sonic and like that until they flyed.

[Vingle]

Rofl.

IDEA: sonic wuz like 'hey that cat is eeting a ceezbu rger "' i want un to

said sonic in the midle of teh str33t

and he w3nt to McDonald's to byu tis huge big humongous juicy sucullent delicious juicy chezburger and he wuzabouttobiteintoit





when he noiteced tat t3r3 wuz n0 CHEEZ.


ZOMFGZ SAID SONIC AND H3 WEENNT 1NSA4N3 AND KLLED EVRY UN IN TEH WORLD AND THEN WUZ LIKE

heymaybeishouldstarteatingheathyandstuffthenicanbeevefasterandthenicanbeatshadowsoiwilbetehawesum



and h di ed and the worldas wasfh sadysi witout him and then ti latr com1teed suicide

an htne snic wuz happy

[Vingle]

And ultima sed he3 wouldnatsd be joining sao i had to csty stargt cyrinsgz

and tghen ultima was busy and the world wuz sad D:

Your almost at your 100th post, Sirius!

Make it special.

[Echo~the~Hedgehog]

Okay. I am here and I have a few good ideas. =D Let me help!

1. Every time soneek enters the scene he will sing 'here I come to save the day'. (most trolling song ever XD)

2. Tikal and Chaos SHITTTTTYY lemon scene. Also interupted by tikal knockoffs who have a lust for tentacles and chaos knockoffs url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AndIMustScream]who must scream.[/url]

3. We need ONE sane character. This is the character that will reflect the moods of the readers. He will only be 'partially' sane hwoever, and will nto hesitate to take sexual advantage of a drunken Cream/vaniila or kick a chao. His function will be like the compainions of doctor who and respond to the show in the way we would and is a character the people can sympathize with.

4. Chao abuse=funny win

5. Sonadow fangirls = the main villain.

6. Silver is made of win. End of disscision. I nominate him to be the somewhat sane character.

7. Curling should be in it somewhere.

8. Tails should make weapons of mass destruction. XD

[The Administrator]

Sanity? Bwahahahah, that's a good one.

[The Administrator]

Sanity? Bwahahahah, that's a good one.

[The Administrator]

A NEW MESSAGE HAS BEEN POSTED BEFORE YOU POSTED YOURS:
Sanity? Bwahahahah, that's a good one.

God dammit Forumotion.

[Echo~the~Hedgehog]

roflol.

Ya. Partial sanity. That's what made Doctor who great. We cant make a bad troll. It has to be a good troll right? Bring maximum laughs.

Let me make Silver in my own image. o.0

[The Administrator]

I'm not familiar with Doctor Who because I don't live in Britain or England or the UK or whatever the hell they want people to call it. But no... Sanity would imply some level of intelligence in our troll-author. We can NOT have that.

[Echo~the~Hedgehog]

lol.

Doctor who comes on the syfy channel and BBC america.

Hmm....so we are pretending to be idiots and making a super bad troll......I'm sure this is the kind of ecstesy that Dr. Frankenstien felt in his labratory.

We should ask ourselves this now.....Is this right?

[Vingle]

Shit then.

The rick roll section would give them an idea.

[The Administrator]

It's not right, it's definitely not right. But it's fun. Mueheheheheheh.

[Vingle]

So when do we move on to Stage 2?

[The Administrator]

When we assemble the ideas into a solid first few chapters. ...And by 'solid' I mean 'held together with gum and maple syrup.'

[Vingle]

Man,

DUCT TAPE IS WHERE IT'S AT!

IDEA: Snic uneted too meatt aL g0e so he maded giatn papner arplane an fl3w to al g0e's home and alg0es was impressss3d by teh

arplne so h3 made sonic teh king of t3h worldz (A/N: gosh i luv tat movie so much)

and un day shadow g0tt ta pupy fo mte h petst ore an 3gh lovd it so much but whun dey teh ded sadow wuz sad.

D:

i f3l sry for sadow, tat pupy wuz s0 cut3

[Echo~the~Hedgehog]

Im not sure if I can do this.....

Well if we send this to fanfiction then we will get raped in the ass by lord kelvin and his shiny new bot. We need to keep this monstrosity contained.

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