New Mission: Marry!, a dual-snarked failfic

Splash Women knew this time that she was tiered of playing around. She set up a hole outside of LightLabs, and covered it with leaves. She laid waiting nearby to pull the rope that would trigger an anvil above to fall on whoever was unlucky enough to fall in the hole.
She waited all day, when at last she heard the door open. There was a scream, followed by a *SMACK* sound, signifying someone had fell in. Splashy pulled the rope, and *DONG* the anvil came crashing down. Unfortunately, much to Splashy's disappointment, she found that it was Dr. Light, not Rock nor Roll that had fallen victim to her trap. She cursed, but in her anger, she stumbled and fell in as well, hitting the anvil head first. She and Dr. Light both gave a loud moan, and Splash Women retreated back to the streets to formulate her next plan.

Later that evening, Splashy hid in a bush in a large field. She had over heard Rock tell the recovering Dr. Light that he was going to pick flowers for Roll there, so she went ahead of him and replaced the roses with robotic ones that would activate a time delayed explosion when picked. She snickered when she saw Rock coming.